Books, Humorous

Happily ever after….the sequel

So where was I? Ah yes, what happened after they say ‘I do’. I’ll try to keep this one short and sweet.

Belle of Beauty and the Beast: They may have broken the spell but we seem to forget that this Beast guy was a major snob and needs to go to some anger management classes. “If she doesn’t eat with me, then she doesn’t eat at all” Ladies abuse and domestic violence is no joke. I see Belle leaving him all alone and travelling the world before settling down in a small village similar to the one she grew up in and opening her own school.

Rapunzel: dandruff and lice, nuff said. Unkept women = not sexy.

Sleeping beauty: halitosis, narcolepsy and quite possibly 100 hundred years of insomnia after such a deep slumber.

Jasmine: Jas and Al after finding oil on their land didn’t realise this is the beginning of the end and that years later the USA would be sending troops into the Middle East.

Ariel: way to go girl, you give up your identity for love. Who would give up the ability to breath underwater? Pretty soon she’ll be yearning for the ocean again.

Ok, I gotta stop being such a cynic. On a lighter note I immensely enjoyed all these stories and Disney movies. And sigh……love does conquer all.

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