Someone once told me that pigeons are the rats of the sky. But pigeons are merely the goodfellas (goodfeathers in animaniacs) it’s seagulls who you have to watch out for. They are the gangster mafia Dons. The vultures you need to watch for. People, They, Whoever are always warning us not to feed the baboons and I’m sure that is very good advise but it’s the seagulls that you shouldn’t feed.
So there I was sitting at the Waterfront amphitheatre enjoying a meal and minding own business, when out of nowhere this Seagull (demon bird) swoops down and takes the chip that I was about to put into my mouth from my hand. I yelped as I got such a fright and that day will forever be the day I started hating seagulls. Whenever I went anywhere where I knew there would be seagulls I would be a lil bit weary and always keep my one eye on them. And then I started noticing how vile they really are. They bossy, domineering, they lie, steal and cheat. And must be the unfriendliest animal out there.